Very early spring: So many potholes!
Early spring: Who threw all this trash around the streets? Why is the city so filthy?
Spring: Why does the city smell of poo? (Answer: farmers outside town are fertilizing their fields)
First heat wave: Why don’t we have air conditioned buses and metros?
Moving Day: How quaint, except for junk left on sidewalks and sad abandoned pets 🙁
Construction holiday: Gasoline is suddenly so expensive!
High summer: Please don’t feed the raccoons or the coyotes.
Rentrée: The traffic, my god the traffic! followed by…
Rentrée: It’s still hot out, why are the pools closed?
First cold snap: There’s not enough space in the homeless shelters!
Christmas season: Why are the ERs jammed with so many noncritically sick people?