Sports guys in the news

The Alouettes have hired some big deal sports playing guy from the U.S., and the Impact have a new sports guy too, this one from France. Both teams will be trying to sports harder than other teams, while the other teams will be trying to out-sports them.

Update: A regular reader chided me privately, saying the football guy is a tragic sports figure who won the Heisman trophy but has a list of controversies in his Wikipedia entry too.