Alouettes crushed at new player’s debut

Alouettes fans were disappointed by the lame first outing by supposed new star quarterback Johnny Manziel on Friday night. Twitter erupted with snarky wit.

We’re not having good sports luck lately. Serena Williams has withdrawn from the Rogers Cup which begins Monday. Several other players have also bailed from the tournament.

This is against a background rhubarb about whether the Canadiens can or should trade Max Pacioretty and what Pacioretty wants to do. I can’t possibly summarize the whole thing: if you’re interested you’ll have an opinion, and if you’re not, you won’t. Twitter can probably sum it up for you.