Hells hold posh downtown wedding

Hells Angel honcho Martin Robert held a high-profile downtown wedding reception Saturday. The bride was Annie Arbic, described as the daughter of a notorious drug trafficker.

(How can this guy be a Hells with such a boring name? Shouldn’t he be Martin “The Rat” Robert or something like that?)

This event has led to sparring between Gilles Duceppe and the mayor, who says the party was an isolated incident and doesn’t need a special law passed to cover things like it. If Duceppe stopped to think, he’d remember that police relish mob and gang funerals and celebrations, because they can take note who shows up and get updated photos of anyone who interests them.