Sexy nurse request reliably riles writer

The Quebec nursing order is asking people to avoid sexy nurse costumes this Halloween, saying they bring the profession into disrepute. R*chard M*rtineau gets bent out of shape complaining about it.

MBC, in turn, wails that he won’t be able to dress up as Pocahontas because of the wokes.

Is it “woke” for a professional order to ask for a little respect?

Have these guys tipped over consciously into self‑parody?