Lyme disease now endemic in town

Radio-Canada talks to a man who was bitten by a tick in Lafontaine Park. The item goes on to discuss Lyme disease – not the only illness that can be caught from these pests – and the lengthy list of things you must do to avoid ticks or deal with them, because you shouldn’t cower in fear at home but should still go out and blunder around in the underbrush.

Among other things, afterwards, you need to have someone else help you inspect your entire body “comme le dos, l’arrière des oreilles et le creux des genoux”; there’s no explanation how to proceed if you do not have someone handy to do this.

The doctor suggests calling 811 if you find a tick. You may have a long wait, as 811 wait times have become much longer in our enshittified times.

Shoe drop: Lafontaine Park doesn’t even have any wild areas with underbrush, does it?