Bike plan “consultation” launched

SMF has launched a consultation to update the bike plan for neighbourhoods.

This piece is so fraught with SMF Newspeak that it’s almost hilarious. If I were teaching journalism, here’s the exam I would set:

What does SMF mean by:

a) revision of its bike plan

b) broader public consultation

c) adapting cycling infrastructure

“A revised Plan Vélo is expected to be presented in 2027.” Still time to sell your bicycle and buy a car. Buy two cars, why not? There will be plenty of parking.