Two arrests in cellphone tower fires

A man and a woman were arrested overnight north of town for setting seven fires at telecommunications towers. Other countries have been experiencing similar vandalism of their towers.

There’s a conspiracy theory that the 5G cellphone standard is a cause of COVID-19, but the irony here is that none of the local towers have been emitting 5G. The prime minister tweeted this week that “vandalizing cellphone towers does nothing but threaten emergency services.”