Rant on bike lanes from Reddit

Without permission I’m putting here a rant from a user called 5Aki1 on reddit’s /r/montreal as a comment on the Park Ex bike path squabble:

Today, parc ex residents against the new bike lanes gathered to protest the new protected bike lanes and the parking they lost because of them.

Let’s go over something.

Parc ex is tiny and very very very dense. It is also trapped within physical borders on each of its sides. It’s very tight and its very tiny with limited exit options. There are a lot of cars in parc ex. Most residents of parc ex do not use cars, but the borough is so dense that the ones that do create a space problem. The cars just don’t fit. I’m serious. Come to parc ex after 8 on a weekday and try to find parking on one of the smaller streets. It’s really hard and you have to get pretty lucky. If not, you might end up as on of the poor suckers parked on the southbound side of Acadie, having to move the car at 7 am the next day. I empathize. I used to do it all the time. Its rough.

I grew up in parc ex and this has been an issue literally forever. Alternate forms of transportation are just okay. There are a few pretty good buses, but your access to rail is pretty limited. As for alternate forms of transportation, parc ex was awful. Awful enough that if public transportation wasn’t good enough, you had to drive… Unless, of course, you were too poor to drive (which was quite a few people considering parc ex is historically one of the poorest boroughs in Canada… go figure) /s.

A while ago, they painted a few bike lanes on certain streets, but they were laughably bad. Seriously, I challenge you to bike down Querbes in the old bike lanes without having something bad happen to you. You might have a better chance finding parking after 8. Honestly, it wasn’t a serious attempt at being equitable, it was something they did to check a box.

Personally, I have been commuting by bike for years and have been saying that the worst part of my commute has been my route leaving park ex. Now, I (as well as others) finally have a safe commuting route, but the people who lost their parking are upset. I get it. I really do. But these people are being ridiculous. I was there and I heard their counter arguments. Here is what I have to say:

  1. Parc ex has always had a parking problem. Adding parking doesn’t help. What helps is giving people options. If people take those options (I am living proof of that), you have less cars on the road and less parked cars, which means you could park YOUR car! If we removed the new protected lanes, we would still have the same problem.
  2. At the protest, there were many people with signs promoting equity. Signs like “Let’s do both!” and “Bikes and parking!”. This is at best stupid and at worst completely disingenuous. It is laughable to even suggest that the issue is that it’s not fair to the cars. Let’s be clear, it has only ever been fair to cars. These protected bike lanes are equity. This is a stupid argument and having to explain this is stupid.
  3. I thought it was common knowledge that the city doesn’t owe you public parking??? Just because you own a car, it doesn’t mean you are owed a spot for it! Thats why private parking is a thing. Just to reiterate, the parking spot in front of your house is not yours.

Ultimately, what this boils down to is that the people at these protests do not actually care about equity, making the streets safe, or anything of the sort. They are just being selfish because they lost what was convenient to them. Unfortunately, progress isn’t always convenient.

This isn’t rocket science. Get over yourselves. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk

Also, one person came on the mic and told us to “go to westmount” or “the plateau is that way”. That’s fucked up bro. It matched the energy you tried to convey when you tried to equate your struggle of losing a parking spot to ‘I have a dream’ 🤡

Edit: I’m not sure why people feel the need to mention that some cyclists do not obey traffic laws. I mean sure, some cyclists can do better, just like how some drivers and pedestrians can, but that’s not what this post is about…