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A young man was stabbed in St‑Michel early Wednesday, and won’t help cops find his assailant.
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Johnny Tightlips, where’d they hit you?
I ain’t sayin’ nothin’.
But what do I tell the doctor?
Tell him to suck a lemon.
I admit when I read “la victime aurait catégoriquement refusé de collaborer avec les policiers pour les aider” I didn’t imagine him having said anything nearly as polite as “suck a lemon”.
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bob 18:34 on 2024-03-27 Permalink
Johnny Tightlips, where’d they hit you?
I ain’t sayin’ nothin’.
But what do I tell the doctor?
Tell him to suck a lemon.
Ian 08:12 on 2024-03-28 Permalink
I admit when I read “la victime aurait catégoriquement refusé de collaborer avec les policiers pour les aider” I didn’t imagine him having said anything nearly as polite as “suck a lemon”.