Ex-cop pleads guilty to licking woman’s boot

Not a Montreal-specific story, but I couldn’t resist the headlines Ex-Quebec cop caught licking woman’s boot pleads guilty or Un policier lécheur de bottes plaide coupable. A onetime SQ investigator had attended a cheerleading competition “sans avoir d’enfant qui y participait.” Keep your kinks to yourself, copper.

(By the way, I had not realized till recently that cheerleading exists in itself, rather than applying to a specific sporting competition. Like… why?)